I'm starting to get frustrated with SHSU.
- Chris: Hmm...I wanna keep up my competitive swimming in college, how about a club team? USA Swimming?
- SHSU: We don't offer that.
- Chris: Okay then, what about club triathlon? I like trying new things.
- SHSU: We offer that, but they're not officially registered with USA Triathlon so you have to go through several hoops in order to compete.
- Chris: CIRCLE K?!
- SHSU: Our club lost their charter many years ago, but if you want to dedicate 99% of your time to reforming a club, then go for it!
- Chris: WELL CAN I LEAST SEE THE CONTACT INFORMATION FOR THIS PERSON THAT PLACED THEMSELVES IN MY DORM?
- SHSU: Nope, you'll have to wait until late July to receive that information in the mail.
- *sigh*
Posted May 26, 2012 at 5:35pm
5/25/12
TODAY WAS THE LAST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I finally got my certificate for the scholarship I won on Tuesday!
I pissed the fuck out of Mrs. Jackson during anatomy when I finished the 144 question final exam in about 30 minutes. She asked how I finished it so fast, and I responded: “I can still graduate even with a zero on this exam, so I didn’t even try”. OH WELL!
I gave Mrs. Gillilan yet another stuffed giraffe, and told her that I needed a 75 on my final exam essay in order to graduate. YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I GOT?! A 75 exactly lmfao
The “school spirit video” was a lot more fun that I anticipated. Senior officers and I were fucking adorable when we opened the doors at the beginning of the video. Afterwards, I sprinted over to swim team, took off all my clothes, and had my speedo on like a boss. Our nakedness sprinting across the commons to the auditorium was so amazing!
After the video, I went to visit some teachers in the history building. This black guy told me this exactly: “I don’t understand why you guys think you’re so hot wearing shit like that. It’s just disgusting.” In response, I told him that I didn’t care, and proceeded to venture around the school in my speedo.
Zack, Maddie, Raquel, Angelica, Michael, Jbo, Spencer, and I were the last people to leave the commons after school, mainly because we were too torn to leave. Zack and Spencer left, and the rest of us went to Sonic to rape each other for a while.
Mom got me Olive Garden for dinner to “celebrate that I’m finally graduating”.
As much as I’m tired of high school, I’m really going to miss most of my friends.
In the words of the wonderful Laura Humphrey, I “YOLO’d out today”.
:D
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50 Plays
Kaskade
Lessons In Love (feat. Neon Trees)
Kaskade- Lessons in Love
Shower head that turns water rainbow colors
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Bath tiles that change color according to heat
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Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)
Of the things I need, this is one of them.
BRB CHANGING ALL RENOVATION PLANS.
PLEASE
ALL THESE FEELS I HAVE ARE TOO OVERWHELMING
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